Because America can't get fat enough...

Mark Wein

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Mac & Cheese-filled bread cones with bacon sprinkles...

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I'm patching the driveway, mowing the lawn, and packing up a project for a friend. A waffle cone (with ice cream) sounds pretty good tonight.
 
Dear God... They take good food and make it terrible...

That probably started life as a dish that had three silver-dollar-sized tarts with mac'n'cheese sprinkled with bacon.

I'm a complete fat-ass and I couldn't even conceive of eating that.
 
Disgusting. When I do go there, I see people walking around Disney and thereabouts with these huge smoked turkey drumsticks gnawing on them like Neanderthals. Nasty. But, I'm not a foody so public dining to me is an exercise in observing how good nutrition, table manners and etiquette have been lost. I'm as man out of time.
 
Mark,
Your lack of faith in Amurica is painfully evident in your woefull disregard of the single food that made what Amurica is today. Arby's various meat pressed sandwiches. Obey the hat.

Drop the volume befoe listening. eat0 His bro is losing it too...
 
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