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Master of the Meh
I hope this thread gets some traction. I'd like it to be a helpful resource rather than just a "check these D'Bags out!" Sort of thing.
That said, we are in the process of a total and complete marketing overhaul. The bass player sent an email about his friends band, and how successful they are Yada Yada Yada. I know the band, they are a decent, prototypical wedding/corporate gig band. Sure, they get lot's of shows etc, but my critical analysis of their promo page made my stomach turn. It "looks" very professional on the surface. Visually fairly strong, then you read it...
Gebus.
Step 1. PROOF READ YOUR WEBSITE!
More type-o's and misspellings than I could count.
Step 2. NO ONE LIKES A BRAGART.
Hey, you are proud of your band, you don't suck (completely). Good for you. Let your media do the talking. You... shut the fuck up.
Step 3. DON'T TRASH THE COMPETITION!
This can NOT be overstated. Listing "Features and Benefits" is a proven successful tool for promoting your product or services. Selling yourself by "unselling" the competition is counter-productive douchebaggery that does more harm than good.
Example:
Here is a screen shot of the band in question from their page. They think they're the shit, and all others are just shit. Don't go there. More people will be turned away by this approach than persuaded by it...
Not only is the above example self-grandizing, but it denigrates the entirety of the competition while painting you as a complete dick. You may believe what you're typing, but don't. Just don't. Not only are you likely WRONG about many of the bands you're shitting on, but you're making enemies out of your best possible network of allies.
Don't be a dick.
I wouldn't hire this band BECAUSE of that tactic. And, if I'm in another semi-succesful local band and I get approached to be part of a multi-band gig (this happens a lot), and I'm asked if I know other great local bands that could make the event stronger... I'm forgetting your name, dick.
So, I hope this becomes a repository for examples of how to rise above the fray by highlighting practices that fail to accomplish the intended result.
Gimme some "oh no you di'int" marketing strategies you've encountered.
That said, we are in the process of a total and complete marketing overhaul. The bass player sent an email about his friends band, and how successful they are Yada Yada Yada. I know the band, they are a decent, prototypical wedding/corporate gig band. Sure, they get lot's of shows etc, but my critical analysis of their promo page made my stomach turn. It "looks" very professional on the surface. Visually fairly strong, then you read it...
Gebus.
Step 1. PROOF READ YOUR WEBSITE!
More type-o's and misspellings than I could count.
Step 2. NO ONE LIKES A BRAGART.
Hey, you are proud of your band, you don't suck (completely). Good for you. Let your media do the talking. You... shut the fuck up.
Step 3. DON'T TRASH THE COMPETITION!
This can NOT be overstated. Listing "Features and Benefits" is a proven successful tool for promoting your product or services. Selling yourself by "unselling" the competition is counter-productive douchebaggery that does more harm than good.
Example:
Here is a screen shot of the band in question from their page. They think they're the shit, and all others are just shit. Don't go there. More people will be turned away by this approach than persuaded by it...
Not only is the above example self-grandizing, but it denigrates the entirety of the competition while painting you as a complete dick. You may believe what you're typing, but don't. Just don't. Not only are you likely WRONG about many of the bands you're shitting on, but you're making enemies out of your best possible network of allies.
Don't be a dick.
I wouldn't hire this band BECAUSE of that tactic. And, if I'm in another semi-succesful local band and I get approached to be part of a multi-band gig (this happens a lot), and I'm asked if I know other great local bands that could make the event stronger... I'm forgetting your name, dick.
So, I hope this becomes a repository for examples of how to rise above the fray by highlighting practices that fail to accomplish the intended result.
Gimme some "oh no you di'int" marketing strategies you've encountered.