Are you a man who will fight for my honor?

That song always pissed me off.

The lyrics are so disingenuous with the voice of a man who clearly couldn't defend the honor of a soggy paper sack. :facepalm:
 
I had that song on 45.

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..........

While the storyteller speaks
a door within the fire creaks
suddenly flies open
and a girl is standing there

Eyes alight with glowing hair
all that fancy paints as fair
she takes her fan and throws it
in the lion's den

"Which of you to gain me, tell
will risk uncertain pains of Hell?
I will not forgive you
if you will not take the chance"

The sailor gave at least a try
the soldier being much too wise
strategy was his strength
and not disaster

The sailor coming out again
the lady fairly lept at him
that's how it stands today
you decide if he was wise

The storyteller makes no choice
soon you will not hear his voice
his job is to shed light
and not to master

Since the end is never told
we pay the teller off in gold
in hopes he will come back
but he cannot be bought or sold
 
He is a weird looking fellah.

If there is an alien overlord keeping the human race down, it has to be Peter Cetera.

You can stick 'Hard Habit To Break' up your arse you alien bastard.

Im now going into hiding.
 
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