Anyone wanna join my new barbershop quartet?

[tiger roach]

More evidence of how twisted I am, both musically and as a person:

While getting ready for work this morning I spotted a headline on the TV news: BARBERSHOP MURDER.

So naturally this makes me laugh and imagine it being sung by a barbershop quartet, kind of like:

Barbershop murderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrerrrrrERRRRRRerrrrrERRRRRRRRRR!!!
.......... Barbershop murderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrerrrrrERRRRRRerrrrrERRRRRRRRRR!!!
......................... Barbershop murderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrerrrrrERRRRRRerrrrrERRRRRRRRRR!!!

And by the time I was ready for work I had a whole verse worked out:

(bum bum bum bum) There was a murder at the barber-shop
(bum bum bum bum) I thought the screamin' it would never stop
(bum bum bum bum) Bullets were flyin' all around the place
(bum bum bum bum) Ol' Doctor Perkins took one in the face
(bum bum bum bum) Somebody grab a phone and call a cop
(bum bum bum bum) There was a murder at the barber-shop!

So I had to come here and write that down before I forgot it.

 

[smurfco]

This is the best thing I have read all week.

And at the end where they slow down and take their hats off and stick their arms out

He's... D... O... AAAAAAAAAAA.....

 

[tompetty]

One of the very few forms of music that I can't stand. I can handle about 30 seconds....

 

[Modern Saint]

I will take the 5th above tonic

 

[Steverino]

Always thought these were kinda cool