I just started my master's in music this year at age 33. I'd been teaching guitar at the college level up until now (my job was turned into a full-time spot, but they wouldn't let me apply for it because I didn't have a master's, so I lost my job). Music is likely pretty different than other subjects, but there are a few academic classes I have to take, and they're all pretty heavy on reading and writing. I'm balancing teaching, gigging, a family, practicing, composing, and running a band. I'm stretched pretty thin, but I love doing this, so I'm not stressed out.
A good few years ago I was fucked off doing supply teaching and applied to join the British Navy as an education officer.
I sailed through all of the fitness stuff and after a quick look at my qualifications I was fast tracked for application to Sandhurst to train as an officer.
One random Tuesday evening I received a phone call from some proper balls in mouth sounding dickbag.
"Ahem is this Jaaaaaaaames I'm speaking to?"
Uh yes but you can call me Jim
"Ah gooooooooood. Jaaaaaaames I'm *insert rank I've no clue what it means* from the British Navy"
Ah ok thanks for calling me. How can I help you?
" well it's, aaaaaaaaah you see James, I have your aaaaaaaaah CV here and it's uuuuuuuuuuh , it's good, really good."
Thank you
"HOWEVER!"
However?
'Well you don't have a masters son..."
No I don't
"But you need one"
I've got a professional graduate degree in education...
"yes but you don't have a masters"
uh huh, but my PGDE is a level up from a masters, and I've been teaching for 5 years...
"Yes I know but you see, you need a masters to enrol in the officer corps"
I have a qualification a whole SCQF level above a masters...
"yes yes but you need a masters you see...."
OK so say I have my masters, I do my officer training course, pass out and so on, what is the first post Sandhurst qualification I'll do to be an education officer?
"Well the PGCE of course"
Which is a slightly less thorough version of the PGDE I've already got?....
"Yes yes,"
So I can't get into a training course to work towards a degree I've already got to do a job I already essentially do because I don't have a poxxy masters?
"yes my boy, that's exactly it"
yeah ok, bye