And don't call me Shirley.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Mark Wein, Apr 24, 2012.

    Apr 24, 2012
  1. Mark Wein :mad:

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    [TD="width: 337, align: left"]Shirley,

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    This just came to my email....we get People for the lobby at Premier. Apparently my name is now Shirley.

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  2. Apr 24, 2012
  3. Help!I'maRock! Chud Staff

    i just want to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you.
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  5. Mark Wein :mad:

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  7. Jbird n00b

    Shirley you jest.
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  9. reverend1 n00b

    Stop encouraging them.
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  11. Modern Saint MayDaSquirrelBWithYou

    Hey if John Wayne can have a birth name of Marion Robert Morrison, our head Weiner can be named Shirley Mark Wein :D
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  13. Denverdave Resident Ragamuffin

    Roger Rodger.....
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  15. tcanova n00b

    Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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  17. Elias Graves Captain Pancake

    I just find it hunorous you read People magazine. :D
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  19. Tig tone fracking apologist

    Did you get clearance, Clarance?
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  21. What's our vector, Victor?
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  23. Peeker flying asshat mobile

    I JUST noticed...:weebz:

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