Alright, Pandas, time to cut the crap

This is what's known as a "blame the victim" mentality. Pandas were fine for a million years at least before we destroyed everywhere they could live.

As far as reproducing in captivity, I have a hard time peeing when there's a guy at the next urinal, so i get it.

Just think of all the other cool species that could have evolved during that time period if pandas werent constantly mowing down their bamboo forests
 
If cats,dogs or 2manband type of creatures were on the verge of extinction I'm guessing,(and I'm a pretty good guesser), that your left foot would be in.....And your left foot would be out?


You'd probably do the hokey pokey
Perhaps turn yourself around?

That's what it's all about,right?
 
Aren't Pandas just giant raccoons? Why can't they just eat my garbage, like regular raccoons? No, they have to only eat bamboo.

Come to think of it, couldn't they just live in a Pier 1 Imports store, and eat all the furniture?
 
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