2manband
Kick Henry Jackassowski
Let's face it; you're an evolutionary dead-end. You're a bear with a digestive system that evolved to eat high-calorie foods, yet you insist on eating nothing but huge amounts of low calorie foods. You don't like sex. You require an extremely specialized ecosystem and then you constantly destroy it with your voracious appetite for bullshit food. You're slow, and sleep a lot. I learned yesterday that you won't nurse if you have twins. WTF is that? You are trying you're hardest to become extinct.
Know what? Fine. Go extinct.
Sometimes natural selection paints itself into a corner. You're that corner.
We humans have been trying to prop up your d-bag species for far too long. We feed you, house you, introduce you to nice girl-pandas, provide you with international travel opportunities. And you just mope around and sleep a lot like angsty black and white spotted teengers.
Dicks
Time to get it in gear pandas. We can help, but we can't do it for you.
Know what? Fine. Go extinct.
Sometimes natural selection paints itself into a corner. You're that corner.
We humans have been trying to prop up your d-bag species for far too long. We feed you, house you, introduce you to nice girl-pandas, provide you with international travel opportunities. And you just mope around and sleep a lot like angsty black and white spotted teengers.
Dicks
Time to get it in gear pandas. We can help, but we can't do it for you.
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