A consultant just described something as "nirvana state"

[Ignored Member]

My response did not reference Kurt Cobain.

But I thought about it.

 

[Tig]

If it doesn't relate to the band, it better be something close to Castle Anthrax...

"Well, I could stay a bit longer."

 

[baimun]

The answer is "Seattle".

 

[mongooz]

did he start each sentence with the word "so".....and use the term "literally" in each sentence?

 

[Elias Graves]

did he start each sentence with the word "so".....and use the term "literally" in each sentence?

If that phucker isn't shifting a paradigm or two, he's useless!

 

[jelloman]

I am thankful every day that I work with people who can use the word "fuck" in a sentence correctly...

 

[Elias Graves]

I am thankful every day that I work with people who can use the word "fuck" in a sentence correctly...

When did you get into the porn business?

 

[jelloman]

When did you get into the porn business?

After I quit college...selling auto parts is just a side job...

 

[Elias Graves]

After I quit college...selling auto parts is just a side job...

Good front business.

 

[jelloman]

Good front business.

It's a living...

 

[GilmourD]

I am thankful every day that I work with people who can use the word "fuck" in a sentence correctly...

I used to have a boss who had the ability to construct entire sentences using ONLY the word fuck and somehow completely made sense.

 

[altoidman]

I used to have a boss who had the ability to construct entire sentences using ONLY the word fuck and somehow completely made sense.

I don't remember you working for me

 

[Ignored Member]

did he start each sentence with the word "so".....and use the term "literally" in each sentence?

Yes on the "so". No on "literally".

It's funny -- I actually TRY not to start my sentences with "so" but I've realized it's sometimes the only way to get somebody to stop hogging the conversation.

Maybe "so" is just business shorthand for "Shut the fuck up and listen for a minute."

 

[mongooz]

Yes on the "so". No on "literally".

It's funny -- I actually TRY not to start my sentences with "so" but I've realized it's sometimes the only way to get somebody to stop hogging the conversation.

Maybe "so" is just business shorthand for "Shut the fuck up and listen for a minute."

i just like to say....."ARE YOU FUCKING DONE NOW?"

 

[altoidman]

 

[vonbladet]

My cousin played tight-end for Nirvana State. ("Go Lotuses!")

 

[dodgechargerfan]

I used to have a boss who had the ability to construct entire sentences using ONLY the word fuck and somehow completely made sense.

There's some good examples here (and it's a pretty good article)

http://markmanson.net/not-giving-a-fuck

 

[tiger roach]

Unless he is your yoga consultant, I'd be worried. Maybe have him drug tested.

 

[Denverdave]

So.....I'm guessing that 'nirvana state' is becoming one of the new hot business catch-phrases then. Consultants tend to talk in cliches more so than most anyone else on the planet.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

So.....I'm guessing that 'nirvana state' is becoming one of the new hot business catch-phrases then. Consultants tend to talk in cliches more so than most anyone else on the planet.

Because they are incentivized to do so...