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The Oakland A's trade Yoenis Cespedes to the Boston Red Sox for Jon Lester and Jonny Gomes.
Wow.
Wow.
That's quite the trade. I can't imagine Lester is happy
Why? He just went to a contender!
That's quite the trade. I can't imagine Lester is happy
He's leaving quite the history in Boston. I'm sure his millions of dollars will help comfort him.