Gary Blanchard
beloved, local musician
A man got a text from his neighbor.
"I'm so sorry Bob, I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."
The man anguished and betrayed went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife.
A couple of seconds later another text arrived.....
"Damn auto-correct, I meant WiFi, not wife."
"I'm so sorry Bob, I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."
The man anguished and betrayed went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife.
A couple of seconds later another text arrived.....
"Damn auto-correct, I meant WiFi, not wife."