in this picture - with the control layout, pickguard shape and overall color scheme, it looks like a retarded turtle sticking its black tongue out.
When I think about the cost of something like this guitar I think how you'd be better served taking a trip to a place like Wildwood and trying every guitar in the store…
I know the guy who ordered that guitar... he lives in Anderson Indiana. I am constantly badgering him and his other rich buddy for ordering these crazy ass private stock guitars and then having them painted colors that are an assault to human eyes.
Wildwood would be a crappy place to do that. It’s pretty much a small warehouse for their mail order biz, the showroom is tiny, and the employees aren’t especially friendly because they’re busy with mail order. You’d spend most of your day waiting for them to pull guitars out of the boxes.
Oh wait, I came here to shit all over that fugly PRS!
Oh, and the back combo of flame green neck/flame brown body is damn-near criminally vomitous.