This might actually be the least negative post so far. Not that there's any anger or hatred, but almost everyone else has some issue with a vastly more significant aspect of the guitar...
I don't care for its attitude...all red, P-90ed, and Bigsbified. Fuck you Warhawk 390!
I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me. You're a great guitar and there's a bunch of better players out there for you. Seriously, there are tons, just go on YouTube.