That Seedy Table In The Dark Corner Where The Reprobates Gather

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 03:54 PM

I'll pull up a chair.

This thread is dedicated to whiskey, strippers, cereal and silliness. Serious posts belong elsewhere. This is a downer free zone. Come her to get your grins on.

EG

**Mark Wein** · 12-30-2009, 03:55 PM

for once I have a decent bottle to share:

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 03:59 PM

Sweet. The whiskey is here! Who has the strippers?
I thought you needed a (far superior) OMG thread of your own Mark!

EG

**Mark Wein** · 12-30-2009, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Elias Graves

Sweet. The whiskey is here! Who has the strippers?
I thought you needed your own (far superior) OMG thread of your own Mark!

EG

That works

I won't complain about the "bandwidth you're siphoning off with your giant thread that only a few people post in". I can't believe I've seen that very complaint on HC more than once about the two OMG threads.

**Punchy** · 12-30-2009, 04:01 PM

*pushes sunglasses up nose, kicks chair back, and puts feet on table*

'sup?

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 04:07 PM

We promise to leave the monkey at home Mark.
Hey Punchy. I'm EG. I like whiskey, guitars and cereal. And strippers.
I play an Epi and an Ibanez acoustic. I'd buy Gibsons if I was rich but, what ya gonna do?
I also write songs. Got a ton of lyrics floating around if anyone's interested in using them.
Don't like to fight but if it comes down to it I'm a good shot. Hate broken knuckles as it interferes with my playing.

EG

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 04:23 PM

Gotta go do some work now. Later.

EG

**Mark Wein** · 12-30-2009, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Elias Graves

Gotta go do some work now. Later.

EG

**Punchy** · 12-30-2009, 04:34 PM

Heya EG. I play just well enough to impress people who don't. I sometimes try to write, but end up with fractions of verses and choruses. Aside from that, I'm pretty much just a slacker with a bad attitude.

Ok, maybe not a slacker, but a guy who gets things done, but isn't happy about doing it.

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 05:07 PM

Damn work. Always in the way of having fun.
That's about how well I play too.

EG

**Zemmy** · 12-30-2009, 06:27 PM

where did i leave my beanbag chair?

**Phil513** · 12-30-2009, 07:18 PM

I can haz a reprobate?

We just finished the stupid physical inventory. Im soooooo glad thats behind me. Blech.

**Punchy** · 12-30-2009, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by Phil513

I can haz a reprobate?

We just finished the stupid physical inventory. Im soooooo glad thats behind me. Blech.

I was wondering when you were going to show up

We do inventory tomorrow. Somebody do me a flavor and bash my skull tonight while I sleep.

**Phil513** · 12-30-2009, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Punchy

I was wondering when you were going to show up

We do inventory tomorrow. Somebody do me a flavor and bash my skull tonight while I sleep.

There is suck, and then there is suck

The guy i was teamed with is real anal too, so i drove the forklift and pulled pallets down and counted everything.

Just horrible.

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 07:31 PM

Ugh. Inventory. The big stuff isn't so bad but the parts suck.
1/4-20x1 bhscs-467. Egads.
More whiskey.

I scored Brad Paisley tickets. He's a great guitarist but now I'm beginning to wonder if I'll survive the audience. Maybe I need a new cowboy hat.

EG

**Zemmy** · 12-30-2009, 07:32 PM

takes me all of thirty seconds to do inventory...but i have to do it every day

today i have:

Diamond
Jada
Kashmere
Kelley
Crystal
Lea
Vegas
Brandi
Isis
Melissa
Mya
Roxy

one dozen strippers ready to go

**Punchy** · 12-30-2009, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by Phil513

There is suck, and then there is suck

The guy i was teamed with is real anal too, so i drove the forklift and pulled pallets down and counted everything.

Just horrible.

Yeah, we do that at *least* twice a year. And we've got some obscure crap here (stucco & drywall supply).

Oh well. . .money is money.

I'm going to drink extra tonight in preparation, though

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 07:40 PM

I'll, ahem, "do" Zemmy's inventory any day.
Did you find your beanbag?

EG

**Mark Wein** · 12-30-2009, 07:44 PM

Just got into work.

quote=Zemmy;142294]takes me all of thirty seconds to do inventory...but i have to do it every day

today i have:

Diamond
Jada
Kashmere
Kelley
Crystal
Lea
Vegas
Brandi
Isis
Melissa
Mya
Roxy

one dozen strippers ready to go

[/quote]

The best part is that you can use that inventory list for most venues.

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 07:55 PM

Gotta love Isis. I wonder if she knows who that is?

EG

**jelloman** · 12-30-2009, 07:58 PM

What's on tap?

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 08:13 PM

Jello! We got whiskey, tequila and moonshine. What'll it be?
Oh, and Zemmy's throwing in a stripper with every double.

EG

**jelloman** · 12-30-2009, 08:14 PM

'shine EG...I'm an old-fashioned boy...

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 08:21 PM

My man. I guarantee survival, however. Some have reported blindness but the buzz is killer!

You ever drive through Oklahoma?

EG

**jelloman** · 12-30-2009, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by Elias Graves

My man. I guarantee survival, however. Some have reported blindness but the buzz is killer!

You ever drive through Oklahoma?
EG

no, I'm pretty exclusive to the northeast region...did drive to atlanta once...

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 08:28 PM

That's right, you mentioned it before. You get to run the toll roads then? $$$$$$$$$

EG

**jelloman** · 12-30-2009, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by Elias Graves

That's right, you mentioned it before. You get to run the toll roads then? $$$$$$$$$

EG

EZPass baby...never stop the truck...

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 08:40 PM

Yeah we have that here as well. Pikepass they call it.
How much is your highest toll in the truck?

EG

**jelloman** · 12-30-2009, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by Elias Graves

Yeah we have that here as well. Pikepass they call it.
How much is your highest toll in the truck?

EG

george washington bridge...12.50 per axle...5 axles on mine...

**Zemmy** · 12-30-2009, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by Elias Graves

I'll, ahem, "do" Zemmy's inventory any day.
Did you find your beanbag?

EG

no but i found the "other" bag i was lookin for

**Kerouac** · 12-30-2009, 08:53 PM

Reprobate?

**Mark Wein** · 12-30-2009, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by jelloman

george washington bridge...12.50 per axle...5 axles on mine...

yeowtch.

**Zemmy** · 12-30-2009, 09:23 PM

i need a drink and a cigar...bad

wait...i'm at work...i can do that here!!

**Mark Wein** · 12-30-2009, 09:26 PM

I haven't had a good cigar in a while

**Zemmy** · 12-30-2009, 09:30 PM

i keep a stash here at work...just lit a Torano exodus 1959...yum

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by jelloman

george washington bridge...12.50 per axle...5 axles on mine...

Damn.

Originally Posted by Zemmy

no but i found the "other" bag i was lookin for

Originally Posted by Kerouac

Reprobate?

See above quote.

EG

**Zemmy** · 12-30-2009, 10:24 PM

only a couple more days till i do stand up...

**Elias Graves** · 12-30-2009, 10:44 PM

Sweet. Are you funnied up?

EG

**Zemmy** · 12-30-2009, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by Elias Graves

Sweet. Are you funnied up?

EG

no...

but i DID stay at a holiday inn express last night

**Elias Graves** · 12-31-2009, 01:55 AM

I have a dirty joke book you can borrow.
Don't spill beer on it cuz my grammy bought for me.

EG

**Phil513** · 12-31-2009, 03:29 AM

Michelob Irish Red.

Not too shabby.

**Mark Wein** · 12-31-2009, 04:07 AM

I'm gonna go home and have a Corona and a Bulliet.

**Elias Graves** · 12-31-2009, 10:55 AM

Wake up you Nancys!

EG

**hobo** · 12-31-2009, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Elias Graves

Wake up you Nancys!

EG

what neck of the woods are you

**Elias Graves** · 12-31-2009, 12:21 PM

*casts gaze in fruitless effort to the endless horizon looking in vain for woods...sees nothing but wide open spaces dotted with only the occasional tree*

I must still be in Oklahoma.

EG

**Elias Graves** · 12-31-2009, 05:02 PM

Somebody needs to fire up the jukebox.

EG

**Mark Wein** · 12-31-2009, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by Elias Graves

Somebody needs to fire up the jukebox.

EG

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_eE0NPArEY"]YouTube- ELVIS PRESLEY//Mystery Train[/ame]

**Phil513** · 12-31-2009, 05:19 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5_oPyavUaw"]YouTube- Fastway - Say What You Will (Stereo) (Free Video Download)[/ame]

**Mark Wein** · 12-31-2009, 05:20 PM

Everyone sing along now!!!!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se9rfWucgeY"]YouTube- Piano Man with Lyrics[/ame]

**jelloman** · 12-31-2009, 05:24 PM

a tequila sunrise please...with a twist of lime...

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