I'm already dying and I haven't even seen it finished yet!
You're setting the bar pretty high
Today's ELC required visiting THREE local fast food chains.... McDonalds, Rally's (Checkers), and KFC.
We begin with the best ELC platform in the world... the McRib.
Nice roomy piece of bread to hold your monster sandwich... onions.... pickles...
First up... bottom bun covered in Seasoned French Fries from Rallys.
Now, what would a Fake rib meat sandwich with onions, pickles, and french fries be without COLE SLAW!!!
The next layer is the Spicy Buffalo Chicken Sandwich from Rally's (Mmm... Franks Red Hot! )
When I eat Chicken and Ribs... I like Mashed Potatos and Gravy (from KFC)
Next.... Every Chicken, Ribs, Onion, Pickle, Lettuce, Season Fries, Mashed Potatos and Gravy sandwich wouldn't be complete without a hot apple pie!
And here is the semi-assembled sandwich...
Now we need a NAME...
Pie In Gravy.... Fries Under Chicken Ribs and Slaw.....
Yes.... The McPIGFUCRS!!!! biggrin
Like cradling a piece of road kill....
Thank you for lunching at McPIGFUCRS.... please come back alive.
It's been good to know you, baimun.
Just wanted to get that out there now that your body's self-destruct sequence has been initiated.
You had me until you stuck the pie in there. Wow.
Proud member of the I ate a habenaro and lived fraternity
Friend of Jack
But what about the NAME?!?!?!?!
Come on!!! Mc PIGFUCRS?!?!?! biggrin
I was right with you until you added the apple pie....that was a master stroke....
Yet another friend of Jack...
Your square edges are looking a little round there, Baimun....
Truthfully.... I've lost 15 pounds since Christmas. I probably won't eat dinner tonight... and exercise a bit more this week. This extreme lunch challenge should only set me back for a few days. (190, down from 205)
I do not even know what to say to this. Should I congratulate you on a masterpiece? Should I be disgusted at that monstrosity? Should I chide you for being irresponsible with your eating habits and tell you that you're going to kill your arteries? Or should I do all of the above, while plotting for MY entry into the sick underworld of the lunch crowd.
I look forward to seeing all of your entries into the gastro-olympics.
I think what I'm the most impressed by is that you managed to eat that behemoth IN YOUR CAR!!!
Damn...what I had planned pales in comparison to that. Not sure what I'm gonna do now.
Proud member of the "I Ate A Habaņero And Lived" Fraternity AOK
I will admit to eating over the McRib box and the flattened paper bag.
Every bite I took, mashed potatoes and gravy would squirt out everywhere.
I made sure to eat up all the scraps though so nobody would call foul that I left pieces behind. biggrin
Where's the defibrillator? Call 911....
He may need to scoped.....or induced vomiting is necessary.
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Jack is my friend!
sweet baby Jeebus...
although, the other day, I made me a sammich using 3 packages of mock chicken...tasty, but the gal got a bit mad at me for "wasting" food.
I ate the friggin' thing, didn't I?
that said, I don't think I would attempt that beast.
for one, McRibs are ickygross.