Let the EXTREME LUNCH CHALLENGE BEGIN!!!! - Baimun's Lunch 5-20-09

**baimun** · 05-20-2009, 06:37 PM

Today's ELC required visiting THREE local fast food chains.... McDonalds, Rally's (Checkers), and KFC.

We begin with the best ELC platform in the world... the McRib.

Nice roomy piece of bread to hold your monster sandwich... onions.... pickles...

First up... bottom bun covered in Seasoned French Fries from Rallys.

Now, what would a Fake rib meat sandwich with onions, pickles, and french fries be without COLE SLAW!!!

The next layer is the Spicy Buffalo Chicken Sandwich from Rally's (Mmm... Franks Red Hot! )

When I eat Chicken and Ribs... I like Mashed Potatos and Gravy (from KFC)

**Mark Wein** · 05-20-2009, 06:51 PM

I'm already dying and I haven't even seen it finished yet!

You're setting the bar pretty high

**baimun** · 05-20-2009, 06:52 PM

Next.... Every Chicken, Ribs, Onion, Pickle, Lettuce, Season Fries, Mashed Potatos and Gravy sandwich wouldn't be complete without a hot apple pie!

And here is the semi-assembled sandwich...

Now we need a NAME...

Pie In Gravy.... Fries Under Chicken Ribs and Slaw.....

Yes.... The McPIGFUCRS!!!! biggrin

Like cradling a piece of road kill....

The carnage.....

Thank you for lunching at McPIGFUCRS.... please come back alive.

**Flamencology** · 05-20-2009, 07:03 PM

It's been good to know you, baimun.

Just wanted to get that out there now that your body's self-destruct sequence has been initiated.

**Phil513** · 05-20-2009, 07:04 PM

You had me until you stuck the pie in there. Wow.

**baimun** · 05-20-2009, 07:05 PM

But what about the NAME?!?!?!?!

Come on!!! Mc PIGFUCRS?!?!?! biggrin

**Denverdave** · 05-20-2009, 07:05 PM

I was right with you until you added the apple pie....that was a master stroke....

**Phil513** · 05-20-2009, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by Denverdave

I was right with you until you added the apple pie....that was a master stroke....

Great minds think alike. hahaha.

**Phil513** · 05-20-2009, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by baimun

But what about the NAME?!?!?!?!

Come on!!! Mc PIGFUCRS?!?!?! biggrin

Yes. I give you props for that one.

**Denverdave** · 05-20-2009, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Phil513

Great minds think alike. hahaha.

Oh nos - I'm thinking like Phil now!!

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**Eminence_Front** · 05-20-2009, 07:12 PM

I'm, sorry Hal,

I can't do that.

**tamoore** · 05-20-2009, 07:39 PM

Your square edges are looking a little round there, Baimun....

**baimun** · 05-20-2009, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by tamoore

Your square edges are looking a little round there, Baimun....

So I guess I'm going to have to pass on that Men's Health Photo shoot then?

Truthfully.... I've lost 15 pounds since Christmas. I probably won't eat dinner tonight... and exercise a bit more this week. This extreme lunch challenge should only set me back for a few days. (190, down from 205)

**Phil513** · 05-20-2009, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Denverdave

Oh nos - I'm thinking like Phil now!!

biggrin

Oh good. Now you are confused too.

biggrin

**Chihlidog** · 05-20-2009, 08:08 PM

I do not even know what to say to this. Should I congratulate you on a masterpiece? Should I be disgusted at that monstrosity? Should I chide you for being irresponsible with your eating habits and tell you that you're going to kill your arteries? Or should I do all of the above, while plotting for MY entry into the sick underworld of the lunch crowd.

**Phil513** · 05-20-2009, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by Chihlidog

Or should I do all of the above, while plotting for MY entry into the sick underworld of the lunch crowd.

This.

**baimun** · 05-20-2009, 08:31 PM

I look forward to seeing all of your entries into the gastro-olympics.

**JModius1972** · 05-20-2009, 10:48 PM

I think what I'm the most impressed by is that you managed to eat that behemoth IN YOUR CAR!!!

Damn...what I had planned pales in comparison to that. Not sure what I'm gonna do now.

**baimun** · 05-20-2009, 10:58 PM

I will admit to eating over the McRib box and the flattened paper bag.

Every bite I took, mashed potatoes and gravy would squirt out everywhere.

I made sure to eat up all the scraps though so nobody would call foul that I left pieces behind. biggrin

**derivicus** · 05-21-2009, 03:41 AM

Originally Posted by baimun

This man is a man among men.

Man.

biggrin

**parrotheada1a** · 05-21-2009, 11:07 AM

Jeez... the only things missing from Baimuns' post were the burps & farts.

**baimun** · 12-17-2009, 11:25 PM

Bump for Sad Navigator....

... Burp.

**Mark Wein** · 08-31-2010, 11:23 PM

**FenderPusher** · 09-03-2010, 01:40 PM

**Modern Saint** · 09-03-2010, 02:15 PM

Where's the defibrillator? Call 911....

He may need to scoped.....or induced vomiting is necessary.

**baimun** · 09-23-2010, 05:14 PM

Bump for Peeker.

**Peeker** · 09-26-2010, 11:25 AM

sweet baby Jeebus...

although, the other day, I made me a sammich using 3 packages of mock chicken...tasty, but the gal got a bit mad at me for "wasting" food.

wasting?!?
I ate the friggin' thing, didn't I?

that said, I don't think I would attempt that beast.
for one, McRibs are ickygross.