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    8:45 am:


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    A little shorter than I wanted, but pretty good. Went to a legit barbershop in Madeira and now I'm having a Bell's Oberon at the deli next door.

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    Kerouac will leave his bride at the altar when she tells him she's pregnant at the rehearsal dinner. Also, his beard will get longer, mangier, and will gain recognition and protection as an endangered habitat.
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    the transition from Junior to King has begun.
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    Nothing is worse than New Jersey. Period.

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    You now look like a slightly more respectible serial killer.
    "In everything... uniformity is undesirable.
    Leaving something incomplete makes it interesting, and gives one the feeling that there is room for..."

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    My head is cold.


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    Kerouac will leave his bride at the altar when she tells him she's pregnant at the rehearsal dinner. Also, his beard will get longer, mangier, and will gain recognition and protection as an endangered habitat.
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    That looks much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerouac View Post
    My head is cold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by reverend1 View Post
    Nothing is worse than New Jersey. Period.

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    Wow. Looks good
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    Upon further reflection I really wish it was longer. Luckily it'll grow back.


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    Kerouac will leave his bride at the altar when she tells him she's pregnant at the rehearsal dinner. Also, his beard will get longer, mangier, and will gain recognition and protection as an endangered habitat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerouac View Post
    My head is cold...
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    You are still missing a few details!

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    The Common Sense Mets Fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by baimun View Post
    You now look like a slightly more respectible serial killer.

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    Kerouac in a nutshell

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    Hey, With a haircut like that, you might just need to order up the penis birth control injection system... Lookin' dapper!
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    So when a beard is that long, does one wash it with shampoo or soap?

    I really have no idea.
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    I think it looks good! You'll get used to it. You could always just shave it all. Didn't you go bald once?

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    I will offer a cash reward for the Pragesstock attendee who dismembers that beard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamencology View Post
    I will offer a cash reward for the Pragesstock attendee who dismembers that beard.
    Or maybe something like this:




    Rapunzouac, Rapunzouac, let down your beard. . .

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    You are looking almost socially acceptable. You have let us down.....

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    Dude, that seriously looks cool!!! Nice
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    I think it is a good cut. Looks nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunvalleylaw View Post
    Or maybe something like this:

    Rapunzouac, let down your beard. . .
    Nah, he'd end up getting strangled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamencology View Post
    I will offer a cash reward for the Pragesstock attendee who dismembers that beard.
    Not sure if that is a good idea, the beard might be a habitat for an endangered species.

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    I still think Keroauc looks like the guitarist/ex-bassist for Alestorm

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    Quote Originally Posted by reverend1 View Post
    Not sure if that is a good idea, the beard might be a habitat for an endangered species.
    Beardhugger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12Pack View Post
    So when a beard is that long, does one wash it with shampoo or soap?

    I really have no idea.
    I shampoo it every other day and condition it once a week.

    Quote Originally Posted by sunvalleylaw View Post
    I think it looks good! You'll get used to it. You could always just shave it all. Didn't you go bald once?
    I used to have a mohawk and when I was working in restaurants I had to shave it off. That was five years ago though.

    Quote Originally Posted by Flamencology View Post
    I will offer a cash reward for the Pragesstock attendee who dismembers that beard.
    My sister would chip in... she wants it gone for her wedding.

    Quote Originally Posted by sunvalleylaw View Post
    Or maybe something like this:

    Yup. Unfortunately not long enough. Yet.

    I do like the beard trim though. He did a great job of cleaning up and shaping it. I'll definitely be going back, especially since a cut, beard trim, and a tip only ran me $25.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Denverdave View Post
    You are looking almost socially acceptable. You have let us down.....

    Moar tattoos and piercings are on their way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamencology View Post
    Kerouac will leave his bride at the altar when she tells him she's pregnant at the rehearsal dinner. Also, his beard will get longer, mangier, and will gain recognition and protection as an endangered habitat.
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    Despite the kidding, I did want to re-affirm that I think the haircut looks good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerouac View Post








    Yup. Unfortunately not long enough. Yet.
    There were some really crazy ones with curled braids, spikes etc. shown in some Bavarian town on an episode of "The Amazing Race" I watched with the kids recently. You might want to try that out sometime. could be fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunvalleylaw View Post
    Beardhugger.

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    Guess what, Kerouac, it works well for you. You're just not used to it yet.

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    You need a chopper to go with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12Pack View Post
    So when a beard is that long, does one wash it with shampoo or soap?

    I really have no idea.
    I don't use shampoo anywhere. Shampoo is a scam. If you use shampoo, you need to use conditioner. I use Zest EVERYWHERE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunvalleylaw View Post
    Beardhugger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob411 View Post
    I don't use shampoo anywhere. Shampoo is a scam. If you use shampoo, you need to use conditioner. I use Zest EVERYWHERE.
    I just use Dr. Bronner's liquid soap for everything...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob411 View Post
    I don't use shampoo anywhere. Shampoo is a scam. If you use shampoo, you need to use conditioner. I use Zest EVERYWHERE.
    Irish Spring for me, but same deal

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    I'd pay for that, if he wore it for ALL of Pragefest

    well, I woulnd't, really, but I love the idea

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    Just a couple other ideas.

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    A girl at Bed, Bath, and Beyond gave me her phone number and the pretty, Wednesday Addams-esque girl at Jimmy Johns not only liked it but asked if she could touch it.

    I love my new haircut.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sunvalleylaw View Post
    Beardhugger.
    MTR.
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    Leaving something incomplete makes it interesting, and gives one the feeling that there is room for..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGG View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by baimun View Post
    MTR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerouac View Post
    A girl at Bed, Bath, and Beyond gave me her phone number and the pretty, Wednesday Addams-esque girl at Jimmy Johns not only liked it but asked if she could touch it.

    I love my new haircut.
    Well, there you have it. The most important votes are in!

    Oh, and good luck. We're all counting on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Wein View Post
    Honestly cutting my hair was a turning point in my life. I shit you not.
    I started growing it a year before LMA opened, so I've had it just around 6 years. It's funny how so many people said they knew I looked different but couldn't figure out what I did. My beard is iconic... the hair not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tig View Post
    Well, there you have it. The most important votes are in!

    Oh, and good luck. We're all counting on you.
    Yes. If all the other Jimmy Johns guys hadn't been there I would've asked gothy-girl for her number.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerouac View Post
    Did you meet Mrs. Wein before the hair was shorn or after?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerouac View Post
    A girl at Bed, Bath, and Beyond gave me her phone number and the pretty, Wednesday Addams-esque girl at Jimmy Johns not only liked it but asked if she could touch it.

    I love my new haircut.


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