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    Default Things Wikileaks SHOULD leak...

    • how magnets work
    • Colonel Sanders secret recipe
    • how huey lewis got popular
    • what came first, the chicken or the egg
    • who wrote the book of love
    • could god microwave a burrito etc
    • how many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop
    • is attack attack serious?
    • who the walrus REALLY was


    ...all these things are important...however, Im now thinking most of these would make better Mythbuster episodes...



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    I think, regardless of one's political leaning, the CIA/NSA's naked photos of John McCain's daughter would be welcomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiltsta View Post
    I think, regardless of one's political leaning, the CIA/NSA's naked photos of John McCain's daughter would be welcomed.


    How about all of Obama's commu-fasci-muslim buddy lists?
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    And the Kennedy assassination file, and the Roswell files, and so on. So many interesting things that could be released, and we get documents showing that the Syrians think Prince Charles is clueless about middl eastern affairs.

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    I'd like to know why rasberry slurpies are blue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiltsta View Post
    And the Kennedy assassination file, and the Roswell files, and so on. So many interesting things that could be released, and we get documents showing that the Syrians think Prince Charles is clueless about middl eastern affairs.
    ...I dunno, that stuff sounds interesting and all, but I think Reverend came up with a more important question, why are rasberry slurpees blue?...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coda View Post
    ...I dunno, that stuff sounds interesting and all, but I think Reverend came up with a more important question, why are rasberry slurpees blue?...
    A solid point. I've kind of wondered why that is for a while too.

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    Can a woodchuck really chuck wood? (The current GEICO tv commercial is NOT sufficient evidence.)

    What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dodgechargerfan View Post
    What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?
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    coda! Are you swatting pillows and smacking people from behind when you rip it out?
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    This thread delivers!
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    I post this with some reservation that I may have to ban myself, but I'd like to see NASA's files on if the plane on a conveyor belt can take off.

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    If almond oil comes from almond - what does baby oil come from?
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    Or maybe why a slim chance and a fat chance mean the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Denverdave View Post
    If almond oil comes from almond - what does baby oil come from?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Denverdave View Post
    If almond oil comes from almond - what does baby oil come from?
    furthermore, how hard do you have to squeeze a baby to get baby oil?
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    I think releasing the list of HC alts would be good. Should stir up a world of butthurt just in time for the 'upgrade'

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    Exactly what drove Denis Deyoung to turn Styx into what they became.

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    Does John Watt talk in real life like he types?
    easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841

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    Quote Originally Posted by reverend1 View Post
    I'd like to know why rasberry slurpies are blue.
    I can answer that one.


    They're actually made with ground up smurfs.
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    Then what color does a smurf turn if you choke it?
    easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841

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    Three words.


    Area

    Fifty

    One


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    Quote Originally Posted by 12Pack View Post
    Then what color does a smurf turn if you choke it?
    purple. then grey.
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    I'd like to find out how many people the government is tracking for removing those mattress 'do not remove under penalty of federal law' tags.

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    I want them to release the complete list of all the guitars mystixboi has owned. I lost track years ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dew Knot Hump View Post
    I want them to release the complete list of all the guitars mystixboi has owned. I lost track years ago.
    I think these guys are tracking it.


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