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    Default When the MILF knocks on your door at 1:33 in the a.m...

    do you answer?
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    ...yea...unless your a nerd...

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    Still no pics.

    I'm starting to think this milf crap is all BS.




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    You post a thread about it on the internet.

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    I did not get laid, because I felt bad about drinkin' another dude's drunken koolaid.



    BJ while playing Final Fantasy XIII however!
    "Three bars of 'A Day In The Life' still sustain me, rejuvenate me, inflame my senses and sensibilities. They are the best songwriters since Gershwin."
    -Leonard Bernstein

    "They say that I have no hits and that I'm difficult to work with... and they say that like it's a bad thing." - Tom Waits

    Quote Originally Posted by Flamencology View Post
    Kerouac will leave his bride at the altar when she tells him she's pregnant at the rehearsal dinner. Also, his beard will get longer, mangier, and will gain recognition and protection as an endangered habitat.
    FS: Apogee Duet (ver. 1) w/ duet:BREAKOUT box. All boxes, manuals, and cables included. $350 + shipping. Pics are here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake S. View Post
    Still no pics.

    I'm starting to think this milf crap is all BS.


    Yes, because when you sleep with a married woman, the best thing to do is post pics of her on the internet for the world to see.
    "Three bars of 'A Day In The Life' still sustain me, rejuvenate me, inflame my senses and sensibilities. They are the best songwriters since Gershwin."
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    "They say that I have no hits and that I'm difficult to work with... and they say that like it's a bad thing." - Tom Waits

    Quote Originally Posted by Flamencology View Post
    Kerouac will leave his bride at the altar when she tells him she's pregnant at the rehearsal dinner. Also, his beard will get longer, mangier, and will gain recognition and protection as an endangered habitat.
    FS: Apogee Duet (ver. 1) w/ duet:BREAKOUT box. All boxes, manuals, and cables included. $350 + shipping. Pics are here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerouac View Post
    I did not get laid, because I felt bad about drinkin' another dude's drunken koolaid.

    BJ while playing Final Fantasy XIII however!
    Final Fantasy indeed...

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    Final Fantasy jumped the shark when they came out with Final Fantasy II.

    i don't believe a single part of this story.
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    Well duh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Help!I'maRock! View Post
    Final Fantasy jumped the shark when they came out with Final Fantasy II.

    i don't believe a single part of this story.
    Final Fantasy II or Final Fantasy IV?

    As far as you not believing, oh well.
    "Three bars of 'A Day In The Life' still sustain me, rejuvenate me, inflame my senses and sensibilities. They are the best songwriters since Gershwin."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamencology View Post
    Kerouac will leave his bride at the altar when she tells him she's pregnant at the rehearsal dinner. Also, his beard will get longer, mangier, and will gain recognition and protection as an endangered habitat.
    FS: Apogee Duet (ver. 1) w/ duet:BREAKOUT box. All boxes, manuals, and cables included. $350 + shipping. Pics are here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Help!I'maRock! View Post
    Final Fantasy jumped the shark when they came out with Final Fantasy II.

    i don't believe a single part of this story.
    *nods in agreement*
    Stay thirsty my friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerouac View Post
    Final Fantasy II or Final Fantasy IV?
    how could it be the Final Fantasy if there's a sequel?
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    It's kinda like The Never Ending Story part 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Help!I'maRock! View Post
    how could it be the Final Fantasy if there's a sequel?
    Advantage, Howie.

    And yes, this story seems somehow both unbelievably squalid and ridiculously far fetched.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reverend1 View Post
    It's kinda like The Never Ending Story part 2
    the problem with the neverending story is that they haven't made part 697 yet.
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    They look pretty damn nice walking by wearing a pair of shorts too! Not in America..... moms here would be in flip flops.






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    I love how some fucking creep was following her and her daughter photographing them
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    Quote Originally Posted by parrotheada1a View Post
    They look pretty damn nice walking by wearing a pair of shorts too! Not in America..... moms here would be in flip flops.


    I duuno...I'm thinking babysitter, not MILF...

    ...but still...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChaseA17 View Post
    I love how some fucking creep was following her and her daughter photographing them
    Not illegal in Russia apparently, although it might get you busted here in the States. Then again here in the States, Like I posted before... you wouldn't normally see it cause the girls are wearing pants & flip flops 75% of the time.
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