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    Default You gotta love Illinois

    So the day after Tuesdays election it came out that guy who won the Democratic Lt. Governor race is:

    A former user of three different types of illegally obtained steroids
    While on steroids he was arrested for choking his wife
    Made his money as a pawnbroker
    Was accused of holding a knife to his girlfriends throat. One month later the girlfriend pleaded guilty to being a prostitute.

    Nice.

    I'm moving to Wisconsin.
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    That guy talked too much to be a real drummer>

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    Vote Anjinsan!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamencology View Post
    Vote Anjinsan!
    I try to do the exact opposite of what that guy does.
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    That guy talked too much to be a real drummer>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dew Knot Hump View Post
    So the day after Tuesdays election it came out that guy who won the Democratic Lt. Governor race is:

    A former user of three different types of illegally obtained steroids
    While on steroids he was arrested for choking his wife
    Made his money as a pawnbroker
    Was accused of holding a knife to his girlfriends throat. One month later the girlfriend pleaded guilty to being a prostitute.

    Nice.

    I'm moving to Wisconsin.


    Canada might be better.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dew Knot Hump View Post
    So the day after Tuesdays election it came out that guy who won the Democratic Lt. Governor race is:

    A former user of three different types of illegally obtained steroids
    While on steroids he was arrested for choking his wife
    Made his money as a pawnbroker
    Was accused of holding a knife to his girlfriends throat. One month later the girlfriend pleaded guilty to being a prostitute.

    Nice.

    I'm moving to Wisconsin.
    Nowhere in that description did I see the word "Corrupt" though...

    Guy looks like a step in the right direction.

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    Whatever happened with that whole Blago thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OGG View Post
    Nowhere in that description did I see the word "Corrupt" though...

    Guy looks like a step in the right direction.
    He could be the next governor of California!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil513 View Post
    Whatever happened with that whole Blago thing?
    He's getting ready to go on celebrity apprentice.

    I was reading that about Cohen in the Trib this morning, what a fucking mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil513 View Post
    Whatever happened with that whole Blago thing?
    He got indicted on some other charges last week and the trial starts in June. Supposedly he is going to blow the whistle and if that happens we won't have any politicians because they will all be in jail.

    Blago lives about ten minutes from me, my polling place is in a bar owned by Richard Mell who not only is my alderman but he's Blagos father in law.

    It's a small world.
    Quote Originally Posted by John Watt View Post

    That guy talked too much to be a real drummer>

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    Closed primary is a douchebag.

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    Ever heard of the Quad Cities. They once had a race track there. Politicians are the only ones who can live out their fantasies at our expense.

    By the way, have you ever played at Sam's Bowling alley, "wells fargo" in Moline

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobo uncle sam View Post
    Ever heard of the Quad Cities. They once had a race track there. Politicians are the only ones who can live out their fantasies at our expense.

    By the way, have you ever played at Sam's Bowling alley, "wells fargo" in Moline
    Yeah I know where Quad Cities is, never played there though. I have played at the Fireside Bowl and the Lincoln Square Bowling Center in Chicago a number of time though.
    Quote Originally Posted by John Watt View Post

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    And people make fun of CA...

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