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If you had a real doll of your Wife made, and she came home to catch you fucking it, is that a bad thing?
'Cause she hasn't spoken to me for two weeks.

This is a nice reminder that I have four cases of cassettes that with hit the recycle bin this week. I have them all on digital and don't see any point in saving them.

What's the worst that could happen? You post a picture and by chance it's seen by a friend of hers and you get a visit from the police? Worse yet, your wife walks in while you're watching the...

I have a number of the Planet Waves mini headstock tuners. I'm sure they work the same as the Snark, but I like the way they're tucked behind the headstock.
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That's odd, neither Ed nor Randy said anything about this on the facebook pages.

When I saw the thread title 'For Feline Friends' and your name 'Wok' beneath it, I immediately thought of Chinese food.

I once drank an entire bottle of Southern Comfort. I was playing cards and eating hot pickled cauliflower and carrots with some buddies. I woke up the next morning with the lower part of my body in...

I like the colors and the fairy design, but the font, and even the crescent moon, looks too much like an ad for Luna Guitars.

http://www.lunaguitars.com/commonimages/wlogo.jpg

Personally,...

I don't know what to say except "I'm sorry".

Our little girl has been begging for a cat. She loves tabbies. Are you anywhere near Phoenix?

That's a 54 Roadmaster. Every square inch was perfect.

When I googled Newcastle Bombshell, I got this:

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Spent a couple days in Modesto California on the way back from the Sierras. It was 107 degrees on Saturday and the heat drove a lot of folks out, so when I went to the car show Sunday, it wasn't the...

I will not sleep until I get a peek between Katy Perry's thighs. That's a promise.

Person with a speech impediment might have a moil on their mutt.

Heavens to mergatroid, that's terrible.

Hear about the guy with five schlongs? His pants fit like a glove.

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Tommy Smothers, fuck yeah!

I'll take one of these: Tronsmart T428 Quad Core Mini PC

While I like the production on the cover, I think your vocal is much better on the original. It brings to mind Eric Johnson's 'Forty Mile Town'.

I understand that, but how could you even play something close?

Fuck, now that melody is going to be stuck in my head all day. Especially that doodley doodley part with the wheeooweeoowee just before the turnaround.

Could it be that every conceivable melody...

I've known a number of real lesbians. I like porn lesbians better.