As goes Alex Jones, so goes Yngwie

[PunkKitty]

Apparently, this is real. https://www.malmsteenmerchandise.com/

 

[Andrew Sak]

I think @Honkridge takes those.

 

[Chicken Man]

I was hoping he got bought out by The Onion.

 

[jp_nyc]

At least he’s not selling hot sauce like all the other old guys.

 

[Knox in Box]

That name would have been a shoo in for penis pills. He missed the calling here.