I don’t know what the big deal is? Funerals suck. Liven them up with strippers!
Tired of looking at all of the glum, bored faces at a funeral? Hire fun-eral strippers! A guaranteed way to make sure attendees remember your deathstravaganza. You’ll be the envy of the underworld. Act now and we’ll furnish an ATM that only dispenses ones, Purell, and glitter-b-gone (lint roller). You won’t be able to wipe the smile off of your stiff’s face, or take the stiff out of your stiff.
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