Help! Minarik Guitars - they make my eyes hurt

[PunkKitty]

These are just so awful and overdone that I have to share them with the forum. Too much bling and strange pointiness.

Please forgive me. It's like a train wreck. I can't stop looking at them even if it hurts.

http://www.minarikguitars.com/index.html

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

I post them from time to time as GPOTD.

 

[LeftyTom]

On the bright side, none have Bigsby's.

 

[PunkKitty]

These take ugly to a whole new level.

 

[DFB]

I hope B C Rich doesn't retaliate.

 

[Tig]

Oh, the humanity.

 

[gtrjunior]

They look like beautiful pieces of wood....too bad somebody made these out of them.

 

[mystixboi1]

They are too much even for my gaudy ass

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

They are too much even for my gaudy ass

QFT. Also, yer doing it wrong.

 

[Rick 381]

Forget about the guitars, burn the factory. Burn it with fire.

 

[wok]

I wonder whether he actually sells any guitars at all, because they are just so awful

 

[Peen Simmons]

From an alternate reality where the 1979s won the war.

 

[Guitar Heel]

I don't mind the ones that look like Alembics as much, but yes, those are out of control.

 

[Aahzz]

I had forgotten about those...wish I hadn't seen them again now!!!

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

NEED MOAR BINDING!

 

[Danhedonia]

No relics?

 

[DFB]

No relics?

Nope,but they will be relegated to here.

 

[Danhedonia]

I was thinking "I kinda like the second one, in a Jerry-goes-Ren-Faire kinda way" and then I noticed that it apparently has, what, a 22" scale length?

And I realized: these are made for 'little people,' and as such, perpetuate negative stereotypes about little people, and must be removed from society for the sake of progress.

 

[bsman]

Give 'me a Floyd and middle pickup and I'd be all over that.



Not

 

[Jbird]

The second one is a fail, because they mixed unicorns (headstock & on the body) with pegasuses/pegasi? on the fretboard.

It would've been perfectly fine if it was all unicorns or all pegasus