You can create a new YouTube sensation in the spirit of "Will it blend?", but instead of throwing expensive gadgets into a blender, you slowly dip them into the hot oil covered in tempura batter.
"Will it deep fry?"
This is far more attention holding than that other show. This one is steeped in mystery and suspense. Who knows what unholy carnage is happening inside that crispy shell of tasty batter?
The viewer is forced to wait until the moment when the tempura is peeled away to slowly reveal the horrifying results inside. Meanwhile, a steady flow of ads popping up in the top right corner of the screen keeps the cash register in a constant state of cha-ching! This massive ad revenue then enables you to constantly purchase and deep fry the latest iPhone for the delight and horror of your ever increasing fans.
You're welcome.