Did you know...the American Flag on the Moon is now

[Coralkong]

white and completely deteriorated due to UV radiation and extreme heat and cold?

I did not know that.

Huh. Makes sense, but it is something no one thinks about.

 

[Ignored Member]

There's no one to replace it, either. Stanley Kubrick died in 1999.

 

[tiger roach]

Yeah, it has to be in really bad shape.

We need to recover what is left of it and put it in the Smithsonian.

 

[Mark Wein]

There's no one to replace it, either. Stanley Kubrick died in 1999.

 

[Mark Wein]

 

[Coralkong]

I never made it on the moon.

I was the guy who got stuck in the fucking spaceship.

 

[Coralkong]

Fuck me.

 

[Punchy]

Unless the moon aliens thing is true, we should go back, even if it's just to say "fuck you, we still can!"

 

[Coralkong]

I think it really IS made out of cheese.

And fuck, who wouldn't want a cheeseburger with a thin slice of moon on it? I'd even pay a little extra for that!

 

[DFB]

I never made it on the moon.

I was the guy who got stuck in the fucking spaceship.

At least they named a whiskey after you.

 

[Coralkong]

At least they named a whiskey after you.

Yeah, I don't get any fucking royalties off of that, either.

But I do tend to get free T-Shirts at Irish bars I go into if I flash my ID.


Funny thing about that....

I used to get into Irish Pubs/bars when I was a kid growing up near Boston. The real ones, that is.
They would always ID me, and let me in, based only on my name. I was fucking 17.
I remember being given the royal treatment at a few places.
I had a ball, but it did have a downside.
There were a couple of times I ended up in back rooms with guys named Paddy, Gailen and Connor, who were obviously there doing business, if you catch my drift......

Odd thing, being me.....