A fun post, yes..but I use to, and thousands of others (now14-39) do now still think like this.
Me? Nowadays the preference is to sit, just more relaxing if you have the time. Standing’s cool, but really, lift that seat with your foot if you stand. If you go in the ladies room, and I know...
Wellll...it’s a start. Looks like really nice work, btw. I have no clue regarding shaping wood into instruments of mass edification. Looks like you do. :thumbs: (<—-suppose to be a thumbs up emoticon...)