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    Newsflash! People who stand to pee and don't lift the seat are assholes

    A fun post, yes..but I use to, and thousands of others (now14-39) do now still think like this. Me? Nowadays the preference is to sit, just more relaxing if you have the time. Standing’s cool, but really, lift that seat with your foot if you stand. If you go in the ladies room, and I know...
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    I see your dead pet threads and raise you.

    Geezus.. Is the nerf shooter still ambulatory?
  3. The Uke Player

    Strong contender for the crown of best ossuary

    Can I be buried there when I’m dead. <—-qualifier.
  4. The Uke Player

    Not exactly a NGD day, but....

    Fenderesque without obviousness.
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    Dig it! I Tonya....

    Stayin alive stayin alive. Ha-ha-ha-ha stayin aliiii-iii-iii-ve! BeeGees are definitely Tonya-Olympics-figure skating music. They’ve always got me tapping my knee, extrapolate that into bashing someone’s knee..
  6. The Uke Player

    Introduction

    Wellll...it’s a start. Looks like really nice work, btw. I have no clue regarding shaping wood into instruments of mass edification. Looks like you do. :thumbs: (<—-suppose to be a thumbs up emoticon...)
  7. The Uke Player

    Introduction

    If only you built ukes... Hi!
  8. The Uke Player

    Hot or Not? Finally

    #2strings2many Otherwise, very pretty.
  9. The Uke Player

    Dig it! I Tonya....

    It..it makes me...turgid when you call me The Uke Player. I’m gonna go have sexy thoughts now.
  10. The Uke Player

    Dig it! I Tonya....

    Dude makes a good point. Oh Fock! What...I’m still invested in this crap!?!?
  11. The Uke Player

    Dig it! I Tonya....

    Well, I never!
  12. The Uke Player

    I just watched Boogie Nights

    Fuck me....
  13. The Uke Player

    Dig it! I Tonya....

    There ARE no quotes.
  14. The Uke Player

    warning: low battery

    warning: low battery
  15. The Uke Player

    Dig it! I Tonya....

    Nancy, of course, didn’t. She’s even ok with Tonya. ...though I’m sure she has a bit of a hardon for The ex and his friends...
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