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    Stupid ways you’ve injured yourself

    There is definitely a positive correlation between macho and stupid.
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    Let's Have a Funny Pic Thread! Mk 52

    I have one of those. It feeds back like a motherfucker.
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    Stupid ways you’ve injured yourself

    I was in my early 20s, and had a big shindig to go to, black tie, up north in the big city of Tucson. Saturday afternoon, and I was fucking around putting new heel caps on my boots, in a hurry, and sliced my left hand, that fat part below the thumb, right to the bone. You know, the kind of...
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    Help! What’s the word(s) I’m looking for?

    "That sumbitch makes my ears itch."
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    Anyone here juice? Use Spirulina, barley grass, seaweed?

    Fry 'em up in a skillet with some onions and green chiles.
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    Deebo

    Would you two just fuck and get it over with already?
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    I don't have kids to brag about...

    Nice.
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    Ok, who's going to try the Sonic peanut butter bacon burger?

    When I was a kid, I worked for an old man whose favorite treat was a peanut butter and onion sandwich with pickles and sardines washed down with a half tumbler full of vodka. That man's breath could peel paint.
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    What are grits exactly?

    Let's not forget atole, people.
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    WTF: Eczema and related skin conditions

    Hope it works, wok.
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    Acoustic bass content

    Guitarrones don't get near enough love.
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    GPOTD 12.25.2023

    I've said this more than once at closing time.
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    What brand of shoe polish do you use?

    Kelly's. Obenauff's for rough-out.
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    Help! Top 10 things you don't want to hear your barber say during a hair cut!

    Sweet shit, and I thought Smurfco was nuts.
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