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A CURSED FAIRY BOON. Or what can Brown do for you. Thing was shipped inside a Mono bag inside a box and stabilized with cardboard...

Thanks for posting this because I had a position on polymarket that some internet guitarist would speak ill of wagering. And now I’m...

That was the most Bears ass game that ever Bearsed.

Pie. Cookies are good, but pie is where it’s at. Plus there’s savory pies.

Counselor, did you or did you not ask this esteemed body to talk you out of this guitar? Permission to treat the guitar addict as...

Years and years ago I had one of those with the Dearmond 2K pickups and I wasn’t that hot on it. It was hard to dial in a sound that...

Ordered at the very end of July. Ready mid September. So, super duper fast as boutique custom orders go. For example, Novo does a...

I think it’s time for an On the Sun covers record just bringing max power to the Merle Haggard catalog

WHY THE FUCK IS AARON RODGERS HOLDING MY GUITAR?!?

A friend asked me for a quote on some painting work at his house so we agreed on a number and then I said "or instead of money I will do...

If that's not @Peen Simmons music projects' new tag line, it should be.

Welp. Now it’s making the rounds on the Instagram guitar porno circuit.

It ships out on Monday

Forward is a cocked wah, middle is tone and vol, back is straight to vol with no tone.

After much fuss and showrooming and spec wizardry and whatnot, the wait is nearly over… How did we wind up here? I wanted...