Recent content by jp_nyc

That’s the shitty case that they slapped fancy locks on to rip off people looking for a flight case.

I never actually sit on my couch. It's a big thing that the previous homeowner must have had made for the weirdly shaped room. It mostly gets used by the dogs, who weigh less than 25 pounds together.

Bit-o-honey is classic, but I prefer Atomic Fireballs.

Given how poorly thought out Katy’s last tour was I’m not sure if that’s satire or the next big idea from the idiot who thought she should lip sync while doing wire fu and brandishing a sword.

I bet a three year old would lose their fucking mind at a trade show of farm equipment.

Props for an eighties hair metal cover band to use when playing power ballads?

That was the At the Ritz show. The Ritz being a small club in Manhattan, it’s now called Webster Hall. Axl does sound terrible for the first half of the show, but it gets much better after he warms up. Which means that he was a professional singer and couldn’t be arsed to warm up before a show...

Last week a bear knocked my trash can over and ripped up a couple bags of garbage. No more putting it out the night before.

I just remembered a headliner that I did walk out on. It was the David Bowie and Nine Inch Nails Outside tour. NIN were on first. The band was great but Trent was just horrible. I think that was his addiction era which is the only explanation. Then Bowie came on with a weird band playing weird...

I remember seeing them in 1998 or 1999 and they were obviously wasted. Phil was literally falling down and they kept getting lost and changing songs. In some insane, weird way it was great.

I have never heard a positive review of that era of GNR. Just lots of complaints about Axl showing up very late and being a complete asshole on stage.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a concert with a bad headliner. But I have seen some awful opening acts. I remember a rockabilly band that just did not give a fuck. They played through some basic songs in 4/4, dead on mechanically playing with no phrasing at all. I could tell the bass player hated...

I’ll never understand parents who can listen to that shit. I raised my kids on the actual GWAR album.

I’ve done it multiple times. It seems weird at first. But then you realize that when you do go with people they’re usually just standing next to you because it’s too loud to have a conversation. So things aren’t all that different.

Kelsey Grammar plays a Marvel superhero and his hog is so massive that he wears custom pants and underwear to hide it. On the Fraser set there were angles they never shot him from to keep it hidden.