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I have a BJ Armstrong Epiphone Les Paul Junior. The stock pickup sounds good but it’s hotter than I prefer so I put a Duncan Antiquity P90 in it and it sounds great. I also have a custom shop Gibson Les Paul Junior. The stock P90 in that guitar has the magical fairy dust. It barks and snarls...

Mar A Lago?

Here’s our full set clams and all!

It was fun. I got there about 8, met Peen in the alley behind the brewery and was allowed to park there all night which was nice. After I loaded in I found my lady and our friends. After the time change they all came out to hang and then split at a decent hour. The crowd that stuck around for...

When the Dew Man visited the Alamo he was surprised by how small it was.

Did anybody hope you had a brain hemmorage because you went to a Braves game? I hope not because that would mean they are hoping you would either die or become permanently physically and mentally incapacitated all because you went to ballgame.

Incorrect. I think you need to stop hitting New Puffalo before you make that drive. I have driven that stretch many times and have never mistaken that area for Chicago ever. It’s a wasteland filled with air that smells like fresh turds, abandoned buildings, casinos, tons of cigarette discount...

I bet you are real fun at parties. Newsflash: your tax dollars don’t pay for local stadiums. Most of your local tax dollars go to pay for the inordinate amount of people on welfare in whatever Deep South state you live in.

Native Bearded Foxglove, bees love this stuff. We have about 7-8 scattered about the yard. Two flavors of yarrow: Hybrid perrenial phloxx: Everybody has peonies this time of year. We do too.

11:30 pm start time for us means “there’s a stoner rock band in a beer joint. Playing to empty chairs and their empty cans. It ain’t hard to figure out whose blessed or damned”

I concur, Mr. Simmons is a good man.

I’m totally jealous. Seeing Humble Pie with Marriott is a major league rock flex

I keep requesting Humble Pie and it told me “you don’t need no doctor and if you keep asking you will be spending 30 Days In The Hole.”

Our singing drummer special orders cases of Schlitz N/A from Binnys. He is going to be devastated when I tell him the news.