Recent content by Christopher Cross

No, you're thinking of the time I kicked Lars Ulrich's ass for being such a little pussy about Napster.

Hey, that's showbiz.

Yeah, right. The venom is lethal, but the meat is clean. I told your mom- you gotta charm that snake now, baby.

Your mom definitely didn't say that.

That's not what your mom said.

That's why I ride, ride like the wind. To be free again.

We were one song short for the album, so the guys and I took a Peruvian marching powder break and improvised this in one take, even Chuck's trumpet solo. And I still beat out Pink Floyd for the Best Album Grammy that year! And I was never really into acid, mescaline was more my style.

Youtube? What am I, some jackass wanking metal licks in a basement? Like I give a fuck about Youtube. I sell records, man. That's the best part about having an aging demographic- it's smaller than it was 30 years ago, but those fuckin' people BUY shit. I get it though- I've dealt with jealous...

What are you talking about? I think I'd know if I was somebody else. Maybe YOU'RE Theodore. I can tell you one thing though, you're not me.

In my next concert appearance think I might change the lyrics to my hit song "Ride Like The Wind"- I'm on the 'net Hangin' with Wein I'm on the run No time to sleep We are just all a bag of dicks Except Theodore

I'm not Theodore, nor is he me.

You sound tense, maybe you should try sailing? Well, it's not far down to paradise, at least it's not for me. And if the wind is right you can sail away and find tranquility. Oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see. Believe me.

Thanks guys, it's nice to know there are still some true fans out there.

Wow, I'm just going to have to go out on my yacht and dive into a river of poontang to get over THAT burn. Oh, wait- I'm doing that already.

Being better than you. And it looks like I win. I'm also guessing I'm the only one here with an Oscar.