A friend of mine left me a message that I needed to call a "Dr. Craven Morehead". The secretary must have had poor hearing. She also had bad handwriting. I called the given number and asked for Calvin Moreford. I finally got the joke. Later.
We have the occasional "user name of the day" contest at work. My favorite entry was Kamal Butt.
The help desk manager is Mary Butts.
An engineer at NASA was named Dick Reed. It was difficult to not accidentally call him Dick Weed.
A quality control guy there was names Prime Tingle. No shit! He was a really nice guy. Sadly, a drunk driver killed him when he was changing a flat on the side of the road.
In one of the hospitals I worked in, the dishwashers name was Michael Hunt. Everyone called him Mike. Poor soul was overhead paged often within the facility.
That reminds me of the first time I ordered pizza at one of my old houses. The order taker asked for my address and I said 420 Jefferson Dr. I then hear "huh huh 420"