How do you deal with a banana that wont open

[DdBob]

Somebody should GMO these things to have zippers on them. I got a bunch of those bananas that don't wanna open. the ones with a bit of green on the ends still and when you try to open them they don't and you can feel the mush up there....i think we all been there , right ?

So how do YOU deal with those pesky ones? throw them out, take a knife to them...what ?

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Peel bananas from the bottom.

 

[2manband]

Get a knife

But not the poop knife

 

[335clone]

Open them the way monkeys do.

 

[Devil is Dill]

Eat the peel, ya wuss.

 

[DdBob]

Eat the peel, ya wuss.

I don,t wanna trip balls...mellow yellow and all that


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[DdBob]

Peel bananas from the bottom.

How ?


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[DdBob]

Open them the way monkeys do.

I will try this later


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[yabba]

definitely throw it out, along with ALL THE REST OF THE BANANAS because bananas are awful

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

I will try this later


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It's so incredibly simple and the first time you do it, you feel stupid you didn't think of it yourself and could have been doing it all along.

 

[CST]

I use my kitchen scissors if it doesn’t want to cooperate.

 

[Chicken Man]

I only use bananas in a smoothie, so I cut them in half and peel from the middle.

 

[TomcatMF]

Open them the way monkeys do.

This. I peel my bananas this way now. It always works no matter how ripe the banana is.

 

[bsman]

I prefer those little "finger" bananas from the more ethnic sores to the Cavendish variety you normally find in supermarkets.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

Open them the way monkeys do.

We just saw this on a local TV show yesterday and I tried it this morning. I am sold.

 

[rickenvox]

I use a potato peeler. It takes a little while, but the results are amazing.

 

[335clone]

I use a potato peeler. It takes a little while, but the results are amazing.

Of course you do. Does it get those little stringy bits too?

 

[DFB]

Circumcision might be the answer.

 

[Tralfaz]

An unripe banana is hard to peel. They also taste terrible.

Ripe bananas are easy to peel. They're sweet and delicious.

Stop eating green bananas. You're not a chimpanzee.

 

[Honkridge]

If my bananas don't open on the first try I just curl up on the floor and weep for a few hours.