WTF: Because Florida: Man sits on gun, shoots self in penis

tiger roach said:
Ouch. :embarrassed:

I wonder what cuss words are called for if you shoot your dick off? Because I use pretty much all I have for a mere toe-stubbing or coffee-spilling.
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i would guess that if you shot yourself in the dick, there wouldn't be any words coming out.......for a while.:grin:
 
My brother lives in Jax beach and sent me a link to that a couple of days ago. Of course that happened in FL
 
We can put a man on the moon but we cant use a giant ditchwitch and cutoff Florida from the mainland ....wtf *spits*
 
Not clicking that link. Just the thought makes my dick hurt.

Mojo to the victim. I can't even fathom the anguish and difficult recovery he faces.
 
Guns go in holsters that cover the trigger if you are going to carry them.

Once his wang gets stitched back together I hope he enjoys his decade in federal prison for being a felon with a gun
 
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Tiltsta said:
Guns go in holsters that cover the trigger if you are going to carry them.

Once his wang gets stitched back together I hope he enjoys his decade in federal prison for being a felon with a gun
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Don't forget being permanently relegated to "Catching" status during his incarceration. His pitching days are behind him.
 
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