Let the EXTREME LUNCH CHALLENGE BEGIN!!!! - Baimun's Lunch 5-20-09

[baimun]

Today's ELC required visiting THREE local fast food chains.... McDonalds, Rally's (Checkers), and KFC.

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We begin with the best ELC platform in the world... the McRib.

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Nice roomy piece of bread to hold your monster sandwich... onions.... pickles...

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First up... bottom bun covered in Seasoned French Fries from Rallys.

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Now, what would a Fake rib meat sandwich with onions, pickles, and french fries be without COLE SLAW!!!

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The next layer is the Spicy Buffalo Chicken Sandwich from Rally's (Mmm... Franks Red Hot! )

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When I eat Chicken and Ribs... I like Mashed Potatos and Gravy (from KFC)

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[Mark Wein]

I'm already dying and I haven't even seen it finished yet!

You're setting the bar pretty high :o

[baimun]

Next.... Every Chicken, Ribs, Onion, Pickle, Lettuce, Season Fries, Mashed Potatos and Gravy sandwich wouldn't be complete without a hot apple pie!

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And here is the semi-assembled sandwich...

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Now we need a NAME...


Pie In Gravy.... Fries Under Chicken Ribs and Slaw.....


Yes.... The McPIGFUCRS!!!! biggrin


Like cradling a piece of road kill....
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The carnage.....

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Thank you for lunching at McPIGFUCRS.... please come back alive. :aok:

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[Flamencology]

It's been good to know you, baimun.

Just wanted to get that out there now that your body's self-destruct sequence has been initiated.

[Phil513]

You had me until you stuck the pie in there. Wow.

[baimun]

But what about the NAME?!?!?!?!

Come on!!! Mc PIGFUCRS?!?!?! biggrin :p

[Denverdave]

I was right with you until you added the apple pie....that was a master stroke....

[Phil513]

I was right with you until you added the apple pie....that was a master stroke....

Great minds think alike. hahaha.

[Phil513]

But what about the NAME?!?!?!?!

Come on!!! Mc PIGFUCRS?!?!?! biggrin :p

Yes. I give you props for that one. :aok:

[Denverdave]

Great minds think alike. hahaha.

Oh nos - I'm thinking like Phil now!!

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[Eminence_Front]

I'm, sorry Hal,

I can't do that.

[tamoore]

Your square edges are looking a little round there, Baimun....:eek:

[baimun]

Your square edges are looking a little round there, Baimun....:eek:

So I guess I'm going to have to pass on that Men's Health Photo shoot then? :p


Truthfully.... I've lost 15 pounds since Christmas. I probably won't eat dinner tonight... and exercise a bit more this week. This extreme lunch challenge should only set me back for a few days. (190, down from 205)

[Phil513]

Oh nos - I'm thinking like Phil now!!

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Oh good. Now you are confused too. :aok:biggrin

[Chihlidog]

I do not even know what to say to this. Should I congratulate you on a masterpiece? Should I be disgusted at that monstrosity? Should I chide you for being irresponsible with your eating habits and tell you that you're going to kill your arteries? Or should I do all of the above, while plotting for MY entry into the sick underworld of the lunch crowd.

[Phil513]

Or should I do all of the above, while plotting for MY entry into the sick underworld of the lunch crowd.

This.

[baimun]

I look forward to seeing all of your entries into the gastro-olympics. :aok:

[JModius1972]

I think what I'm the most impressed by is that you managed to eat that behemoth IN YOUR CAR!!!

Damn...what I had planned pales in comparison to that. Not sure what I'm gonna do now.

[baimun]

I will admit to eating over the McRib box and the flattened paper bag.

Every bite I took, mashed potatoes and gravy would squirt out everywhere. :p

I made sure to eat up all the scraps though so nobody would call foul that I left pieces behind. biggrin

[derivicus]

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This man is a man among men.




Man. messedup0



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[parrotheada1a]

Jeez... the only things missing from Baimuns' post were the burps & farts.

[baimun]

Bump for Sad Navigator....



... Burp. :p

[Mark Wein]

:o

[FenderPusher]

:clownvomit:

[Modern Saint]

Where's the defibrillator? Call 911....

He may need to scoped.....or induced vomiting is necessary.

[baimun]

Bump for Peeker. :jj:

[Peeker]

sweet baby Jeebus...

although, the other day, I made me a sammich using 3 packages of mock chicken...tasty, but the gal got a bit mad at me for "wasting" food.

wasting?!?
I ate the friggin' thing, didn't I?

that said, I don't think I would attempt that beast.
for one, McRibs are ickygross.
:chow2::clownvomit::chow2:

[Mark Wein]

I think I'm going to share this on Facebook :o

I've added a "McPiGFuCRS" tag, too :o

[Mark Wein]

This thread came to mind when I saw this video in class last night :o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVdbrYBK-kU