Does anyone know...

[thredlok]

The actual joke that goes with the punchline "rectum damn near killed 'em"?

[Chihlidog]

Sorry dude, not a clue.

[Mark Wein]

Yahoo! Answers to the rescue...still no cure for cancer but they have this nugget of wisdom.... :)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060825143805AA7N0lF


One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'

As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its ***.

Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.'

The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's ***.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word '***' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, 'Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed 'em.'

HERE'S ANOTHER*********************************...

A little boy goes to school and tells his teacher "Me and Dad were driving along and we hit a big bull moose right in the ***!"

The teacher says "rectum."

Kid says, "Rectum? Damn near killed him."

[thredlok]

funny the wife and I were watching Californication and one of the characters recited the punchline and neither one of us could remember the joke...just the punchline ;D

[Mark Wein]

There is also an old joke from the era when they were trying to push "Ebonics" here in California...

Teacher: Please use the word "Rectum" in a sentence...

Student: I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.