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Denverdave
03-10-2009, 07:30 PM
Today, the Guilty Gourmet reviews a newer offering from one of America's finest eating establishments - Taco Bell.

Todays victim....er.....meal is the new Spicy Chicken Enchilada Platter. This platter features two spicy chicken enchiladas, chips and salsa, refried beans, and seasoned rice, all packaged together nicely for around $5.00.

Let us start with the spicy chicken enchiladas. Enchiladas are, by definition, some kind of filling wrapped in a corn tortilla. Taco Bells offering today is wrapped in flour tortilla shells, so they are not really enchiladas. That would make them small burritos, but let us not allow that to divert our attention from the real test - taste! The 'enchiladas' comes smothered in enough bland enchilada sauce to adequately cover one enchilada. Unfortunately, there are two of them. The spicy chicken is a bit of a misnomer. It is chicken, but 'spicy' might be overstating the case. Mildly spiced would be a better description. The small burritos - er - enchiladas, are topped with some cheese and a dollop of sour cream. This does help somewhat saved what would otherwise be called a mediocre entree and raises it to the level of - well- ok, I lied. It is still mediocre. But it does have sour cream and cheese on it!

Moving on.....the chips were warm and slightly oversalted, but it's hard to ruin chips. They proved to be the highlight of the platter. The salsa redefined bland. Mild does not have to mean without taste or flair, but this was lost on the test kitchens at Taco Bell Gourmet Central. Luckily, the reviewer had in his possession his personal bottle of hot sauce and added enough zing to the salsa to make it eatable. Barely.

The rice on the platter is probably the same rice that graces several of the burritos on the Bell's menu. In combination with several other ingredients in a burrito shell, the rice adds something. What that something is has yet to be determined, but it is definitely something. On it's own it is way too salty, but does have a decent spice blend to add a reasonable flavor, but not enough to want to eat a helping by itself very often.

The refried beans are - well - refried beans. Once upon a time Taco Bell cooked their pinto beans the old fashioned way - Beans, salt, lard, and water in a pressure cooker. This is how they have been cooked in millions of homes for countless generations. Today, however, Taco Bell uses freeze dried beans that allow consistency and lack the lard. This does have the advantage in that it allows the vegetarian to eat a bean burrito without worrying about consuming animal by-products, and it gives Taco Bell something to pretend is 'healthy' on their menu. It also produces a bland tasting, generic product that would only excite a corporate bottom line.

In conclusion, the Guilty Gourmet recommends that the Taco Bell Spicy Chicken 'Enchilada' Platter would be best off either avoided all together, or else only consumed in a place where real Mexican food is unknown. Like, say, Tokyo. Or Yakutsk.

Overall Rating: One spork up.....and some Pepto-Bismol....

Mark Wein
03-10-2009, 07:53 PM
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I'd love for this to be a regular feature but I fear for your blood pressure and cholesterol....

Denverdave
03-10-2009, 08:01 PM
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I'd love for this to be a regular feature but I fear for your blood pressure and cholesterol....


It does not HAVE to be all bad places.....biggrin

Chihlidog
03-10-2009, 08:02 PM
I went and got one of those for my wife last week. She saw it on TV and decided she really wanted one. I have a policy that while she is pregnant I will make or get her any food she wants, whenever she wants it, within reason. So I went and got her this. She didnt finish it, said it was pretty meh. Said it was a little too spicy.

I finished it for her. She was right about it being meh.

Chihlidog
03-10-2009, 08:03 PM
Wait, are you the guilty gourmet, DD? If so, I rate it as teh awesome.

Mark Wein
03-10-2009, 08:05 PM
It does not HAVE to be all bad places.....biggrin

Those are the most fun, though :o

Denverdave
03-10-2009, 08:24 PM
Wait, are you the guilty gourmet, DD? If so, I rate it as teh awesome.

No one really knows who the Guilty Gourmet's true identity is. If it were well know then all restaurants would roll out the red carpet and insure that the GG only received the finest meals the eating establishment had to offer. Money would exchange hands to insure good reviews. Large corporate sponsorships would soon follow, along with a TV show on The Food Network (co-hosted by Giada DiLaurentiis). Soon, he would be appointed by President Obama to be the Secretary of Food. The sky would be the limit...

But no....

That would ruin objectivity, therefore the GG has chosen anonymity. Rumor has it he has his publishing empire hidden away somewhere near the Rocky Mountains, but our inside source was caught, forced to eat at McDonalds for a week straight, and has not been seen since.....

cfgsteak
03-10-2009, 09:03 PM
This thread delivers!!!